(Obsessed with Natalie Portman, that is...)

  • 21. Instead of doing something productive, you go online to see if there are new pictures of Natalie at sites such as this one.

  • 20. You can name every single movie she's ever been in and every upcoming movie she's going to be in, along with the name of her character (and in the case of Star Wars, spell her characters' names right), and the movie's plot.

  • 19. You're a member of some fan club of hers, and a message board.

  • 18. You have a bookmark category just for Natalie Portman sites, entitled "My Dream Girl" or something cute like that.

  • 17. In every picture you see of her, she's absolutely PERFECT.

  • 16. You laugh at your friends who like Britney Spears, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Aguilera, Anna Kournikova, Katie Holmes, etc.

  • 15. You wish upon a star every night that you'll meet her, and you truthfully believe you would have a chance with her if you did meet.

  • 14. She interferes with (influences) your school work; you sometimes find yourself writing essays and/or poetry about her.

  • 13. You know her favorite everything, and perhaps some of her vital statistics; anything more means you're TOO obsessed...or you're related somehow, but...I won't go there.

  • 12. You truly disbelieve her vital statistics, because she must be an Angel sent from Heaven.

  • 11. You download any random song by any random artist simply because you heard it the other day and it reminds you of Natalie.

  • 10. You stop whatever you're doing whenever you hear the syllable "Nat..."

  • 9. Your computer desktop is a stunning picture of her; the same applies for your WinAmp Skin(s) or anything else related to your computer, (for example, your screen saver).

  • 8. Your room/dorm is decorated with at least 2 Natalie posters.

  • 7. Your locker/organizer/book cover(s) is (are) clad with numerous pictures of Natalie from magazines (mainly Cosmo, Mademoiselle, etc.).

  • 6. You're willing to watch any movie she's is in, whether it appeals to you or not because, hey...it's Natalie Portman, man!

  • 5. Your sisters (or friends that are girls) automatically clip anything from their magazines with Natalie's name on it.

  • 4. You watch and tape any day-time TV talk-show that Natalie appears on, (Oprah, Rosie)...just because it's Natalie. You also know 3 days in advance what show she's gonna be on, along with what time the show is on, etc.

  • 3. You stay up until midnight just to see Natalie's 5 minute appearance on Letterman, Leno, etc. You also tape the appearance.

  • 2. No matter what kind of mood you're in, seeing (a picture of) Natalie's face makes you happy.

  • 1. Every other girl looks the same to you, because there's just something special about Natalie.

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