Of the Weeks...

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For the Week of 2-6 to 2-12...
Pardon if this isn't updated yet...

The SAT-type Multiple-Choice Question of the Week is :

1. As opposed to First Semester, during Second Semester,
I'll do better, I promise!
I will slack off, wait a minute, no difference there.
I will cheat my way to an A, possible also no difference.
I will be absent every fourth day until I can just drop school altogether.
I will slack off & be absent.

Score =
Correct answers:

The Headline/Quote of the Week is:
"You're so hot, you make the devil sweat!" (from my buddy Susan)

The Slogan/Lyric of the Week is:
"School SUCKS! I know..." - Blink 182....actually, they never say that, but you get the point.

The Song of the Week is : (Category suggested by my buddy Adrian)
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth...Hippies of the world, Unite!

The Act of the Week is:
conducting Operation: Intercept (you know, with report cards n all)

The Day of the Week is :
Wednesday, February 9...USC @ ucla b-ball...also my sister's comin home, yeah!

The Site of the Week is:
Susan's site - check out the site of our fearless leader.

The Word of the Week is:
fast - as in "you too fast for me, sonny."
"He thought he was fast, but I sure showed him..."

The Spanish Word/Phrase of the Week is:
mentira - lie
"Yo soy una mentira que camina!"

The Food Item of the Week is:
Fruitopia - everybody loves fruit! Oh wait...that's Fruit of the Loom....oh well...(from my buddy Mike)

The Player/Team of the Week is:
Cal & Stanford - how about that 4-game sweep of the L.A. teams?

The Simpsons...REVIVED!
After Apu hits the jackpot w/ octuplets...Homer: "Free Baby Cola? Apu hits the jackpot and I'm stuck here with these useless one-tuplets."
Bart: "Gee dad, sorry for being born."
Homer: "I've been waiting so long to hear that..." [Homer hugs Bart]

My Picks of the Week are :

In College Sports Loco-ness:
USC @ ucla
shut up, at least we can't be swept.

And finally...the LINE [as seen in ESPN, the Magazine]
Facing the consequences vs. Burning your report card
Line: 2 weeks detention vs. 2 weeks of questions...Line: Pick 'em

Special-ness...The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...
The Good:
Finding out you aced all of your comps.
The Bad:
Finding out you coulda done a LOT better on your comps.
The Ugly:
Finding out you woulda been better off had you not gone to school during comp week.

Got any suggestions for Future Of the Weeks...?