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For the Week of 2-13 to 2-19...
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The SAT-type Multiple-Choice Question of the Week is :

1. The correct spelling of "Leonardo DiCaprio" is:
Leo.
Leo boy.
Leonardo 'I am a guy that looks like a girl cuz I'm on steroids' DiCaprio.
Leonardo DiCRAPio.

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The Headline/Quote of the Week is:
"Time sure flies when you're wastin it." (from my buddy Susan)

The Slogan/Lyric of the Week is:
From MAD TV, not really a lyric....but close enough; Alternatives to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?": (1) "Who wants to fight a million bears? You start off fighting 100, and you work your way up."
(2) "Who wants to eat a million pears?"

(3) "Who wants to climb a million stairs?"

The Song of the Week is : (Category suggested by my buddy Adrian)
Citizen King - Better Days

The Act of the Week is:
not understanding anything in chem

The Day of the Week is :
Friday, February 18; beginning of a three+ day weekend...WOO HOO!

The Site of the Week is:
- look up the title before drivin over there and finding out they don't stock it!

The Word of the Week is:
jippy - having the ability to "jip"
"That was totally jippy."

The Spanish Word/Phrase of the Week is:
celoso - jealous
"Estoy celoso."

The Food Item of the Week is:
Sour Patch Kids - mmm mmm good!

The Player/Team of the Week is:
Pavel Bure - almost 8 months and I finally got his autograph! WOO!

The Simpsons...REVIVED!
Marge: "Homer, have you noticed anything different about Bart?"
Homer: "New glasses?"
Marge: "No. It sems like he's missing something..."
Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses."
Marge: "Mmm...well I was thinking we should reach out to him more, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him..."
Homer: [monotonously]"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."
Marge: "No, Homer, that's not what I meant..."
Homer: "It was Marge, admit it."

My Picks of the Week are :

In College Sports Loco-ness:
USC @ Arizona
My two favorite teams, once again, shut up, at least we can't be swept.

And finally...the LINE [as seen in ESPN, the Magazine]
MAD TV vs. SNL
Line: I'm usually asleep by the time SNL gets good. Line: MAD TV by 30 minutes

Special-ness...The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...
The Good:
Watching Scream 3 and catchin a fun thrill.
The Bad:
Watching Scream 3 and already knowing that _____ is the killer.
The Ugly:
Watching Scream 3 and not knowing who the killer is, then finding out and spoiling it for someone else.

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