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For the Week of 4-16 to 4-22...
Pardon if this isn't updated yet...

The Poll of the time being is:

Hero

Which best describes your hero?




Current Results

The SAT-type Multiple-Choice Question of the Week is:

1. I plan to _______ during Spring Break:
sleep.
watch TV.
sleep.
homework, dammit...curses to projects, curses!.
missing someone special cuz I'm in Hawaii.
watch the new Natalie Portman movie as soon as it comes out.
all of the above.

Score =
Correct answers:

The Quote of the Week is:
[as read from the "Comments" category for 0 period band w/ Sr. Bar Bar on Jason's report card] "positive attitude" "doesn't bring materials" "pleasure to have in class" "more practice time needed" "tardies affect grade"

The Slogan/Lyric of the Week is:
"Thong th-thong thong thong thong"

The Song of the Week is : (Category suggested by my buddy Adrian)
from "The Matrix" - Clubbed to Death

The Act of the Week is:
partying down, brudda..

The Day of the Week is :
Thursday, 4-20...oh how I love International Day, and baseball games, and band concerts, and tests, and everything else that can possibly happen! WOO!

The Site of the Week is:
- pretty cool site....for a candy!.

The Anagram of the Week is:
Sean Novak = Ask an oven

The Food Item of the Week is:
Sparkling Apple Juice - good stuff

The Player/Team of the Week is:
R. Jay Soward & Travis Claridge - way to get drafted guys!

The Simpsons...REVIVED!
Homer: "HEY! Why is my pay so low?! 'Bear Patrol Tax: $5' HEY!! This is an outrage! This is the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: "Actually it's the smallest tax increase in history."
Homer: "Let the bears pay the Bear Patrol Tax, I pay the Homer tax!"
Lisa: "You mean the Home Owner's Tax."

My Picks of the Week are :

In College Sports Loco-ness:
USC baseball...toughing it out.

The LINE [as seen in ESPN, the Magazine]
Band Concert vs. Baseball game
Line: well...you don't get an automatic B for missing a baseball game...

Special-ness...The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...
The Good:
sleeping
The Bad:
sleeping w/ your contacts in....ouch!
The Ugly:
sleeping and waking up somewhere else...scary....

Got any suggestions for Future Of the Weeks...?

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Previous "Of the Weeks..."
4-2/4-8
3-26/4-1
3-19/3-25
3-12/3-18
3-5/3-11
2-27/3-4
2-20/2-26
2-13/2-19
2-6/2-12

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